01. Do The Math! Time stopped And then turned back The future slipped out of sight The things I had done They hadn't hurt anyone I woke up I woke up And passed up a night of poker and booze To stay at home on the floor, face in the shoes The best friends I've had have been pretty bad And the shit that we did, does it all add up? does it all add up does it all add up does it all add up does it all add up does it all add up does it all add up does it all add up or is it all just shit is it all just shit is it all just shit is it all just shit is it all just shit is it all just shit is it all just shit is it all just shit well is it all just. Time stopped I mean it left us and went on ahead And we spent the whole day complaining About how we didn't want to get out of bed And to the best friends I've had I know I've been bad But if you just give me time If we can make time stop I'll make it all add up make it all add up make it all add up make it all add up make it all add up make it all add up make it all add up We'll make it all add up. 02. I Need Some Fine Wine And You, You Need To Be Nicer [ Cover of a song by the Cardigans Lyrics not printed here ] 03. Heard About You (Feat. Jesse Dangerously) I heard about you And it wasn't all nice I knew you were struggling That your life was a struggle Well that's just life But what I heard about you It made me question what I knew before And I felt like an ass And I wonder how your life makes any sense anymore And maybe you could say they're just jealous And maybe you could claim that they just don't know That they just don't understand And how could they But deep down inside there's a part of you that recognizes Underneath it all the root of what they're saying might be true So how could they Every third thing That I heard about you Was the same thing The same bad thing And every third dude Needs a smack in the mouth Needs to fall down some stairs Needs to grow a pair And come out and say What I heard about you They'd never say it to your face Your face'd stop em dead The fact that you're a human And what I heard about you Would leave me crumpled on the floor So why're you standing up Why are you flipping them the bird And going back for more JESSE: Say hello to the Arbiter of taste, the targeter of fakes, A harbinger of greatness and then part of their disgrace. It's hard to wear a straight face when they start prevaricating Swearing statements, bare naked faces that scrape the pavement First we turn 'em celebrities, then we burn 'em in effigy And watch them crumble under the scrutiny like Let It Be It's you and me and all them screamin' fans in coliseum stands Lately, no-one seems to wanna see 'em land safely You can't hate me; I'm just the messenger, your humble servant Sworn to hunt the person you heard of that's undeserving Of your worship. Human scum and perverts under the surface Stupid blunders serve as proof: no-one's ever perfect And if it's worth it, I'll bury you in dirt And maybe they'll say that you deserve it They'll tell you that it's always gonna be this way And no-one's gonna learn anything Well how could they But deep down inside there's a part of you that thinks If everybody says it, it kinda makes it true You're a little speck of dirt that got a bit too big And how dare you I heard about you And it wasn't all nice And every third thing that I heard about you Was bullshit But I guess that's life 04. Bullshit Kid '09 yes, yes, yes i want to live but i don't want to owe it to you i heard you were somebody different these days different time zone different cell phone and ring tone did we lose sight of what matters or have we just now figured it out? well you look like you're happy so you might as well kill me or maybe i should just shut my mouth ah but who's gonna call me on all of my bullshit now somebody thought you were special once maybe, just maybe you were for a while but nobody's special forever honey we're all looking ragged, like we've seen a few miles yes, yes, yes we've been over this ten thousand times in my head i heard you were having his baby this year baby spiders baby adders and vipers i loved you when we were both particles now we're just smiles and waves well i hope that you're happy but you might as well kill me oh wait hey you already did so now who's gonna call you on all of your bullshit, kid? 05. St. Clair So we've been talking and I never know what to say but we've been talking you know we've been talking anyway and I've been thinking but my thoughts have not made sense so I've been sleeping and waiting to talk to you again I need to get out of here possibly right away possibly yesterday but I'll probably just stay I need to find a new place to be dig myself out of the snow take a ride on the TTC but I don't have anywhere to go So now I need to spend days in my room lost in thought nights on the streetcar up and down st. clair but i just wait in the freezing bitter winter wind I'm waiting in bed just wishing you were there My girl is deadly my girl is perfect my girl is infinite my girl is radiant my girl is mighty my girl is giant my girl is precious my girl is flawless my girl is worth it my girl is worth it my girl is worth it my girl is worth it my girl is worth all the days in my room lost in thought nights on the streetcar up and down st. clair I'm still waiting in the freezing bitter winter wind I'm waiting in bed just wishing you were there wishing you were there, wishing you were there wishing you were there So we've been talking ...we've been talking, anyway 06. Son Of A Gun (I Betcha Think This Song Is About You) [ Cover of a song by Janet Jackson feat. Carly Simon, Missy Elliot, P Diddy Lyrics by Janet Jackson, James Harris III, Terry Lewis, Carly Simon, Missy Elliot, P Diddy ]